Considering the release of the summer blockbuster “The Amazing Spider-man” and the imminent release of the Batman movie, “The Dark Knight,” I have decided to interweave my Tel Aviv experiences into a silly rendition of the superhero genre.
Here is the video on YouTube:
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Moishe Batmann & Tzabar Szpeiderman
by Sauce Magnusson
My name is Moishe Batmann and I patrol the night
Protecting Tel Aviv from crime and other blights
My lair’s in the shadow of Rishon Leziyyon,
There I park my bat-scooter when I get home!
My partner who help in the fight
Tzabar Spiderman, he know what’s right!
He makes me keep kashrut and no crime fight,
on the holy Shabbat night!
We’re the Bat and the Szpeider, and we’re part of a team,
We’ll kick your ass with Krav Maga, if you’re mean!
You better watch out, you criminals,
Cause the streets of Tel Aviv, are going to be clean!
We’re the Bat, and the Szpeider, protectors of Tel Aviv!
On the saturday night we drink from baggage
And Jaki get’s the bitches oh oo la la
All the Bauhaus babies, they come out at night
And we rock it all along Rotshield
Well there’s no trouble when we’re along,
Cause no one messes with the Bat or Szpeiderman!
We love going dancing with Zvika, man,
Cause he the coolest queen of the Holy-land!